Kuh Alma's Moo-tastic Weekly Review #1

Alma cow stands at the transfer point of a boutique and pays with cash at the counter.

Moo... Cash out, but the cow credit card stays in the barn today!

Alma cow relaxes in a hotel bed beneath a painting of the Dolomites panorama.

Good night, Dolomites! Sleep mode activated.
Even my horns are snoring softly.

Alma cow flees from raging dachshunds on the beach promenade with palm trees in the background.

Watch out, Dachshund Express! I just wanted to stroll, not end up in a dog sprint!

Alma cow in the coworking space with sticky notes on her fur and headphones in front of several laptops.

Body art ideas: If they don't fit on paper, I'll just stick them on my fur!

Tuesday: Milking machine meets transfer point

Tuesday felt like my first time at the village transfer point: I'm standing there, a few coins in my mouth, and the saleswoman looks at me askance – "No card payment, cow?" A clear case of "cash payment or cash stand?" I mooed and paid... well, almost.


Wednesday: Tuesday: Pajama power in the cow bed 

After the cash cow, I desperately needed some sleep—after all, I'm not made of milk! I slept so soundly under the painting of the Dolomites that even my horns couldn't hear a peep. Moo quality: 100%.


Thursday: Dachshund dynamics on the beach  

Thursday afternoon, beach promenade, palm trees, and... four top-notch dachshunds on the hunt. Believe me: when four dog lions bark and you're a cow that's not allowed to graze anymore, you look like a flying farm. None of my hooves have ever moved so fast!

Friday: Coworking chaos & Post-it party

In the midst of my daily home office routine, I decided to try coworking. The result: a sticky note body art contest in the open space, headset in my ear, and four laptops around me. Tip for everyone: if you can't get your ideas down on paper, just stick them on your skin!


Stay strong, and see you soon in Alma's world —where every cow can do more than just graze.


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