Kuh Alma's Moo-tastic Weekly Review #3

"I devalued myself at the scanner. There were no karma points
." - Alma

"I sell dreams. But only in ruble quality." - Alma

Customer: "Una Muucha Latte?" Me: "
" "No existential crisis, please, thank you." - Alma

"I'm now an advertising cow. My talent?
A frozen stare with a gourmet attitude."
- Alma

Monday: Club card for life, please.

First job attempt at Ametller Origen. Sustainable, healthy, local—everything I am not. I scanned myself at the scanner and created a club card for myself. Still, there was no discount on existential anxiety.

Tuesday:
Just one ticket away from a breakthrough? 

Second attempt: lottery ticket sales at ONCE. "One ticket can change everything," said the poster. I thought I was selling dreams—but all I had was small change and frustration. Side job career status: hope at scratch card level.

Wednesday: Moocha Latte and Milk Foam Crisis

Barista shift at SYRA Coffee. Spoiler alert: The espresso machine was more empathetic than I was. A customer called me "Moocha Latte." I wavered between quitting and throwing coffee at her. I decided to do both.

Thursday: Modeling job with a downside

Model job! On a delivery truck. Chef cow with a pan. I'll tell it like it is: I'm art. Unfortunately, only in 2D and without pay. But at least I now have a second source of income on Google Street View.

By the way, you can read the first moo-tastic weekly review here. Stay moo-tiful and see you soon in Alma's world —where every cow can do more than just graze.


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